Vintage Tumblr Themes

my tumblr serves the sole purpose of making me smile. it is filled with things i love, but mostly with things that make me laugh. if my tumblr makes you smile too, than thats amazing, but if i only ever have 20 followers than thats ok too.

my name is sarah, im 21/101 years old, and i have 2 wonderful friends/grandchildren and they don't respect me at all. they are brats.
i hope no one talks to them.

helenofdestroy:

Grüner See (Green Lake) is a lake in Styria, AustriaIn the winter you’ll find crisp, tranquil grasslands and lake that is only about 3 to 6 feet deep.  However, during the spring, when the temperature rises and the snow melts, the basin of land below the mountains fills with water. The lake reaches its maximum depth of around 40 feet from mid-May to June and is claimed to look the most beautiful at this time.

therebelwithoutavoice:

konnono:

toshio-the-starman:

sadmoviequotes:

“When men cook food, it’s art… but when women cook, it’s their duty.”

- Sridevi as Shashi Godbole in English Vinglish (2012)

oh snap

I saw this movie in English class and it was absolutely BRILLIANT. 10/10 would recommend.

so true

whenever a guy cooks well, everyone says he could be a chef at a five star hotel

when a girl cooks well, everyone comments on how she is a wifey material smh

high school teacher: yeah i have a 4 year degree so you can call me Mr. Whatshisname and if you call me Frank that's disrespectful I'll give you detention for a week
college professor: hi i've got my Ph.D., i spent 10 years doing research, i have 7 patents and 26 published papers, and i was nationally recognized for my work. but you can call me Kim if you want.

kermitthefrrog:

listening to a good song but it was in a shrek film so the entire time ur like

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mightyhealthyquest:

IT’S ALWAYS TEA TIME!

brownglucose:

regalasfuck:

onlyblackgirl:

klefable:

shockingly, kids are sick and tired of paying hundreds of dollars for overpriced stacks of paper!!!!!! who wouldve thought!!!!!!

Where dey at tho

no but if yall could submit links to these sites thatd be phenomenal

Not sure if all the links work but here [x]

brownglucose:

regalasfuck:

onlyblackgirl:

klefable:

shockingly, kids are sick and tired of paying hundreds of dollars for overpriced stacks of paper!!!!!! who wouldve thought!!!!!!

Where dey at tho

no but if yall could submit links to these sites thatd be phenomenal

Not sure if all the links work but here [x]

jessidork:

thranduil-stormborn:

xeduo:

queenwinterborn:

Expectation: 

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Reality:

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steve rogers loves you either way

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this is an important message which i want to share with all of you

one-mandrinkinggamess:

one-mandrinkinggamess:

In social issues class today our professor held up a black book and was like “this book is red” and we were all “no” and he said “yes it is” and we were just all “that’s not right” and he turned it around and the back cover was red and he said “Don’t tell somebody they’re wrong until you’ve seen things from their point of view” 

that speaks to me 

I want him to know he’s becoming the next Tumblr sensation