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my tumblr serves the sole purpose of making me smile. it is filled with things i love, but mostly with things that make me laugh. if my tumblr makes you smile too, than thats amazing, but if i only ever have 20 followers than thats ok too.

my name is sarah, im 21/101 years old, and i have 2 wonderful friends/grandchildren and they don't respect me at all. they are brats.
i hope no one talks to them.


Laura Prepon for Bella Magazine.

Laura Prepon for Bella Magazine.

Things in Doctor Who that made me laugh
(more than usual[8/?]
    → ” The story of our lives”

owldee:

calling out slut shaming hells yes

owldee:

calling out slut shaming hells yes

420snorlax:

i’m gonna start using this line

greenvelvetcake:

fictionalfeather:

For example, you can:

  • be in a shampoo commercial

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  • start a boy band:

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  • spot some choice booty:

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  • break into song:

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  • see some people in frankly offensive outfits:

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  • attend a metal show:

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  • listen to some sick jams:

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  • discover zombieism:

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  • sample some tasty snacks:

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  • watch someone get burned bad:

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  • find something you really like:

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  • find something you really, really like:

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  • find something you REALLY REALLY LIKE:

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  • and wonder if you left the stove on:

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  • develop lycanthropy

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imarriedmyfandoms:

astudyinawesome:

I’m crying

Please let this be real… PPPLLLEEEAAASSSEEE

imarriedmyfandoms:

astudyinawesome:

I’m crying

Please let this be real… PPPLLLEEEAAASSSEEE

swiftseptember:

cleolinda:

cinematicnomad:

apparently e.l. james called former child star mara wilson (matilda) a “sad f**k” for critiquing the 50shades books a while ago and now there’s a feud. i love it.

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throw down, 50shadesofno, mara wilson

laporcupina:

twostriptechnicolor:

Swing dancing, 1939.

Relevant historical dancing is relevant.

romeyooo:

adorkablenerdvana:

sometimes i think that i am not so stereotypical of an american

and then i remember that i consider the coke freestyle machine one of the greatest modern inventions

i mean look at this thing

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it’s beautiful

over 100 choices, computerized mixing, one spout, touch screen, ice dispenser

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like wow

have u ever seen anything so wondrous and beautiful??

squarecutorpearshape:

breatheinthefire:

squarecutorpearshape:

If The Phantom and Christine is your idea of a couple then we need to talk

Why

Because The Phantom manipulated a young girl into a mental and sexual hold under the guise of her dead father while killing several people in the process and almost killed the guy she was in love with honestly have you seen the show

trans-carlos:

nubbsgalore:

honduran white tent bats roosting under a heliconia leaf, which they sever down the length of its midrib to create a ‘tent’ that provides a waterproof shelter and protection from potential predators. 

these are pokemon.

gazzymouse:

too-cool-for-facebook:

crankystalfos:

jackiemakescomics:

captaintsundere:

authormichals:

Manueluv and I are convinced Agent K is Coulson’s father. Hell, MIB is even owned by Marvel. 

Welp. Never gonna unsee this.

Shiiiiiiiiiiiit

HEADCANON ACCEPTED SO FAST I THINK I BROKE SOMETHING

Guys - who do you think told Phil all those stories about Cap?

THIS POST IS OVER 2 YEARS OLD AND IT JUST. GOT. BETTER.

piranhapunk:

thehansoloist:

These photos were taken a few seconds apart.

ahhh how majestic