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my tumblr serves the sole purpose of making me smile. it is filled with things i love, but mostly with things that make me laugh. if my tumblr makes you smile too, than thats amazing, but if i only ever have 20 followers than thats ok too.

my name is sarah, im 21/101 years old, and i have 2 wonderful friends/grandchildren and they don't respect me at all. they are brats.
i hope no one talks to them.

ambitiousgurl1:

College is viewed as a necessity, yet priced as a luxury.

thelunaticyouarelookingfor:

sernacht:

So, I was in the car today and saw someone with the license plate “X0DUS3 5”, so I thought it was like Exodus 3:5 and I looked it up, and do you know what it said?

"Do not come any closer."

Now that’s a well done biblical license plate.

proctalgia:

girls dont want you to be nice to them because they’re girls they want you to be nice to them because they’re human beings and you should be nice to everyone wtf is wrong with you

sswishswishstab:

loveandchloroform:

Nice outlaw name, did your mom pick it out for you?

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urlcum:

livelawless:

lnvocation:

My thighs are huge cuz they’re full of secrets

Wrap them around my ears and let me hear them all

You smooth motherfucker

archangelimpala:

tylerthewolf:

HOLY SHIT INCEST ON A STICK HE JUST PUSHED A CHILD OUT OF A FUCKING 10-STORY WINDOW

Looks like somebody just started watching Game of Thrones.