Vintage Tumblr Themes

my tumblr serves the sole purpose of making me smile. it is filled with things i love, but mostly with things that make me laugh. if my tumblr makes you smile too, than thats amazing, but if i only ever have 20 followers than thats ok too.

my name is sarah, im 21/101 years old, and i have 2 wonderful friends/grandchildren and they don't respect me at all. they are brats.
i hope no one talks to them.

seasidepanorama:

The Wonder Years - Living Room Song

seasidepanorama:

The Wonder Years - Living Room Song

chrissymodi-frost:

I have to reboot this today!

chrissymodi-frost:

I have to reboot this today!

istehlurvz:

tres13:

ffuwaffuwa:

I only have 4 moods:

  • fuck this
  • fuck that
  • fuck me
  • fuck you

I empathize with the above, but I have an additional 4 moods to add:

  • fuck yeah
  • fuck no
  • fuck my life
  • fuck everything

and don’t forget the inevitable 

  • fuck it

mrsfarkasagain:

timelady-of-221b:

joeeatspeople:

yesidolikecoatsbigtime:

Types of people who romanticize small town life:

  1. People who didn’t grow up in small towns

#THE LOCALS AREN’T QUIRKY#THEY’RE RACIST

#THERE’S NOTHING TO DO
#EVERYONE’S ON DRUGS

THIS IS THE MOST TRUE THING I’VE EVER READ

chestiel:

Supernatural in Infographics: Seasons 1-8 (click to enlarge)

phanof-bands:

ex-wife:

did-you-kno:

Source 

"When I got my first cat, it changed me. There is something about holding a cat that makes your anger melt away. And if someone does something that upsets me—I have to remember my cat. I can’t keep my cat if I get into trouble.”

Things like this make me extremely happy

phanof-bands:

ex-wife:

did-you-kno:

Source 

"When I got my first cat, it changed me. There is something about holding a cat that makes your anger melt away. And if someone does something that upsets me—I have to remember my cat. I can’t keep my cat if I get into trouble.”

Things like this make me extremely happy

nic0tine-kisses:

it makes me sad that over 100,000 people can relate to this

nic0tine-kisses:

it makes me sad that over 100,000 people can relate to this

inked-virtue:

dxcade:

DO U EVEN LIFT MR WAYNE

Literal burn

theatlantic:

This Is Big: Scientists Just Found Earth’s First-Cousin

Right now, 500 light years away from Earth, there’s a planet that looks a lot like our own. It is bathed in dim orangeish light, which at high noon is only as bright as the golden hour before sunset back home. 
NASA scientists are calling the planet Kepler-186f, and it’s unlike anything they’ve found. The big news: Kepler-186f is the closest relative to the Earth that researchers have discovered. 
It’s the first Earth-sized planet in the habitable zone of another star—the sweet spot between too-hot Mercury-like planets and too-cold Neptunes— and it is likely to give scientists their first real opportunity to seek life elsewhere in the universe. “It’s no longer in the realm of science fiction,” said Elisa Quintana, a researcher at the SETI Institute. 
But if there is indeed life on Kepler-186f, it may not look like what we have here. Given the redder wavelengths of light on the planet, vegetation there would sprout in hues of yellow and orange instead of green.
Read more. [Image: NASA Ames/SETI Institute/JPL-Caltech]

theatlantic:

This Is Big: Scientists Just Found Earth’s First-Cousin

Right now, 500 light years away from Earth, there’s a planet that looks a lot like our own. It is bathed in dim orangeish light, which at high noon is only as bright as the golden hour before sunset back home. 

NASA scientists are calling the planet Kepler-186f, and it’s unlike anything they’ve found. The big news: Kepler-186f is the closest relative to the Earth that researchers have discovered. 

It’s the first Earth-sized planet in the habitable zone of another star—the sweet spot between too-hot Mercury-like planets and too-cold Neptunes— and it is likely to give scientists their first real opportunity to seek life elsewhere in the universe. “It’s no longer in the realm of science fiction,” said Elisa Quintana, a researcher at the SETI Institute. 

But if there is indeed life on Kepler-186f, it may not look like what we have here. Given the redder wavelengths of light on the planet, vegetation there would sprout in hues of yellow and orange instead of green.

Read more. [Image: NASA Ames/SETI Institute/JPL-Caltech]

historydepartment:

sir-hathaway:

jrunk:

kurentsee:

Imogen Heap helps invent gloves that will “change the way we make music”

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i would do anything to have these

THIS IS SO AMAZING I LOVE IMOGEN HEAP EVEN MORE

SHES SO AWESOME

xantchawalker:

pr1nceshawn:

Your Love Life, As Described by Videogames by Coleman Engle.

This is fucking spot on lol